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Yup. RT
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@TheOnion Seriously, the most true article ever written in the onion. I now have a gun in my mouth.@FoolishReporterThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion near perfect timing. Wife's birthday tomorrow.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@ssscorvus@TheOnion hahaha I was cracking up -
@brimil have you seen Up in the Air? Vera Farmiga has a convo with Anna Kendrick about how expectations get lowered as you get older lol -
@ssscorvus I have but several years ago. Probably worth a re-watch!
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@TheOnion I think the problem is that she has a list.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lmfao real. RT
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