@TheOnion THIS RESONATES WITH ME
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@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Cracks In FacadeAs Teen Enters 3rd Vacationing With Friend’s Family http://onion.com/1lHp32l ”@robgrazianoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion “This happens every time—every time." Are they contemplating divorce? Is there abuse in this family?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion tried to get as much of you out of the living room and into the cracks in my bones.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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