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@TheOnion@Headlines4You-Gotta tell you guys@TheOnion, thx for the lmao & fell off chair. Expect 2 hear this schtuff as fact from Obama&CoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion But that day is coming, very soon.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...and how can you be so sure of that????Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Has anyone checked since the Supreme Court broke for the summer?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: FACT: The Founding Fathers have never once rolled over in their graves http://onion.com/TU4uJu pic.twitter.com/n6nnTHPyFP
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But they would be IF… “
@TheOnion: FACT: The Founding Fathers have never once rolled over in their graves pic.twitter.com/GUyDKVUQjr”
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@TheOnion How do you know they did not roll over a few times by now,lol !! They could have rolled over even one time at best.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Little known facts on our Founding Fathers
@TheOnion#Happy4thofJuly http://onion.com/TU4uJu pic.twitter.com/O9Xw6Pb8A7”
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@TheOnion "the FFs decided to leave the 2nd Amendent as it seemed pretty clear that it pertained solely to regulated military units"


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@TheOnion But they HAVE farted death dust clouds in our general direction once or twice.#justsaying#4thofJuly#foundingfathersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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