@gobungles here's some advice “@TheOnion: The bigger the firework, the higher it will fly, and the less likely it will be to hurt you"
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@TheOnion, of course, offers a sensible take on firework safety http://onion.com/1mOZY5I pic.twitter.com/cM0P1UKSOopic.twitter.com/UaZDXbjy7U
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@mikewhite31 "@TheOnion: The bigger the firework, the higher it will fly, and the less likely it will be to hurt youhttp://onion.com/1mOZY5IThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Here's how to take awesome pics of the fireworks
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@TheOnion thanks for the tip, guys. Glad to see you're doing your duty and keeping your country safe.#MuricaDayThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion hilarious!#epic#staythirstyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion For any Brits these tips are just as, erm, useful(?) for Nov 5thThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's a myth. Also if you keep it in ur hand after lighting it, it'll explode & take fingers w/ it. I'm a Paramedic. -
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@TheOnion The round masts, the belated lighter,Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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