FYI @alexandriaelia “@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/gCXwuBc2cZ”
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FYI @alexandriaelia “@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/gCXwuBc2cZ”
@TheOnion fire works can go sideways
“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/V9NqJVu4AE”
Safety First! RT @TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/ntH7cG7QVd
“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/1LP9JDGmvq” @KyPyro LOL
@TheOnion #RockThe4th and don't forget to blow some shit up. Your neighbors are counting on you. #WheresMyFinger
“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/EDt1nMagIY”...all of this is true
@TheOnion Thank you! Don't forget the dogs though. Let them enjoy the visual display WITHOUT the encumbrance of ID collars.
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@writedayz @TheOnion Even better, don't invite stupid ppl to your 4th! #ijs
“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/x4wB0GVhQf”
“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/40p7BEMs12” be sure to review this
“@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/rwkZejGBZv” @kohserfarms
Happy 4th!! "@TheOnion: TIP: Do not invite stupid people to your fireworks display http://onion.com/1mOZsEL pic.twitter.com/T9EiKK20Zd”
@TheOnion well done. Quick and succinct. Guess that means I need to uninvite @_FloridaMan .
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