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@TheOnion H2O displacement is the function of volumn and weight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion 2 feet if they're southernersThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yeah but I hear that Kim K. only like to go in the water up to her knees, so we're good.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion and especially the obese Americans !!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion …especially if they pee in the ocean.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good one,
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is this true “
@TheOnion: Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming http://onion.com/1vBeeEw pic.twitter.com/oLscQjkbVT”
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@TheOnion: In Focus Report: Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or MoreIf Lots Of People GoSwimming http://onion.com/1vBeeEw pic.twitter.com/DWNPvHDnIY”
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@TheOnion ...and other stuff while they are in there.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Especially with how overweight people are getting.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Funny?
#Arthur "@TheOnion: Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming http://onion.com/1vBeeEw pic.twitter.com/X3wh1yPnaD”
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Where's
@algOre
“@TheOnion: In Focus | Report: Ocean Levels Could Rise Foot Or More If Lots Of People Go Swimming pic.twitter.com/cDikEQTMUN”
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@TheOnion This leads to my hypothesis that Kim Kardashians vacation caused the Japanese Tsunami.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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