“@TheOnion: Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips http://onion.com/1lU3ss7 ” @Van_Jalen 
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@Van_Jalen@TheOnion the odds of that happening are very slim. We have the best news team on board here and are willing to take those bets.
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@TheOnion: Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips http://onion.com/1lU3ss7 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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MY LIFE STORY “
@TheOnion: Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips http://onion.com/1lU3ss7 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips http://onion.com/1lU3ss7 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I know this pain...“
@TheOnion: Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips http://onion.com/1lU3ss7 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Average, relatable, moments in life protrayed as news stories. Gold everytime!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Let this be a lesson, children. “
@TheOnion: Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips http://onion.com/1lU3ss7 ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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