@TheOnion The government can have a nuclear weapon that can destroy mankind I cant even have a dam Sparkler
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@TheOnion: The Onion’s Independence Day Fireworks Spectacular http://onion.com/1o27P0Y pic.twitter.com/ssHX3cHnI7” @insightful_ian READ NOW lol
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@TheOnion LOL I'm dying
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The BEST!!! “
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@TheOnion@SethMacFarlane so pretty, no noise, no bugs, no rain, no neighbors, no band aids, no hose and no fire.. LolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: The Onion’s Independence Day Fireworks Spectacular http://onion.com/1o27P0Y pic.twitter.com/GyasxJ2ZXq” Avoid the 4th of July crowds!
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