@JohnJRDORR “@TheOnion: TIP: Remember fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk.Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/rpFYExSAge”
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@JohnJRDORR “@TheOnion: TIP: Remember fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk.Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/rpFYExSAge”
LMAO! “@TheOnion: TIP: Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/Ii1B9fzI5t”
@Darren055fb @TheOnion thats how I played it every year... lol
@TheOnion @Jamomusic Except Cops. Cops can.
“@TheOnion: TIP: Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/NV5iPUd0JY” truth
“@TheOnion:TIP:Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/vxcE6QDWAj”@trickse_
@TheOnion @Flipadelphia7
“@TheOnion: TIP: fireworks can’t hurt you when drunk. Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/4UaA3gA7B8” @brett_ms @YoSoy_CMShirlz
@Seano_1980 "@TheOnion: TIP: Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk.Nothing can http://onion.com/1kaU52E
@esprite_gaming @TheOnion: TIP: Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. http://onion.com/1kaU52E pic.twitter.com/prcISSTQH8
@kscopywriter nothing can stop the Almighty Poo!
@TheOnion @SethMacFarlane Yes, then it the morning, everything comes back has this. How do you say head ache.
“@TheOnion: TIP: Remember that fireworks can’t hurt you when you’re drunk. Nothing can." Hahaha #truth #notreally
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