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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Jul 2014

    Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up http://onion.com/1qghvcJ pic.twitter.com/pJaIKrTpnq

    10:02 AM - 1 Jul 2014
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      1. Unlikable 😈Advocate‏ @KazeSkyfox 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion ...good thing I'm a vegetarian. >_> As if meat weren't expensive enough already

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      1. Adam Steel‏ @AdamSteel1 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Another Good reason to go #vegetarian

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      1. Benjamin Fisher‏ @bennyfish19 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion @KingslyFishao

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      1. Christian White‏ @CWCanadianRight 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion I think the stuff that didn't touch the floor is probably still good. I could go for a burger right now.

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      1. Naro Tykeloar‏ @isayparadicsom 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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      1. Miss Bunny Mickley‏ @bunnyhalberd 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion O.O

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      1. Bobby Buckeye‏ @BobbyBuckeye41 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion love the onion but this pic is probably a real beef factory. Who in the hell wants to eat meat processed like this in mass

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      1. Andy W‏ @WyoBronco 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Beefcake!!!

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      1. Christian Galthen‏ @CGalthen 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion That's the funniest one you've done and the others are pretty good as well.x

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      1. Livin' off borrowed time, the clock tick faster‏ @MeadowswodaeM 1 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Meat Prices Skyrocket After Cow Smashing Machine Gets All Beefed Up http://onion.com/1qghvcJ  pic.twitter.com/MR5hxZSZPe” @himaglobin

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      1. anita‏ @anitaquesou 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion humans evolved eating meat. now we no longer need it. plz stop eating animals. let them have just 1 right: right to life!

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      1. s francesco‏ @scf190 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion totally hot

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      1. I'm That Type Of Guy‏ @Marrrrcussss 1 Jul 2014
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        @TheOnion Ugh! That looks like a Freddy Kruger movie. :/

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