“@TheOnion: Only Predictor Of Happy Marriage Is If Husband Ever Won Wife Stuffed Animal At Amusement Park http://onion.com/1yZtnUB ” @lenawnrch
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@oxidedox when do you wanna marry? -
@lenawnrch asap. that'll give you us citizenship -
@oxidedox that'll make everything so much easier. I'll be right there darling
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@SheRuns2 Not even a plastic backscratcher for crapsake!#shouldhaveknown -
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@SheRuns2 What was I thinking?
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@TheOnion more like if he can carry her around like the stuffed animal he won at the amusement parkThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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