@TheOnion: Did you know that graveside catering now costs an avg. of $3,000? http://onion.com/1yZtfV3 pic.twitter.com/rJVKPdif9o @cunningham_abbs
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@TheOnion: Did you know that graveside catering now costs an avg. of $3,000? http://onion.com/1yZtfV3 pic.twitter.com/rJVKPdif9o @cunningham_abbs
@TheOnion Donate your body to science
@TheOnion and that really matters now a days
@TheOnion My fathers was 7700 for only a graveside service !
@TheOnion Neglected to mention the cost of the children's reptile and magic show, an essential piece of the modern funeral, MINIMUM of $300.
@TheOnion Even more if you want to speed things up with roller skates. No joke.
@TheOnion Amazing that plp think this is "real" news and respond like it is. Needs it own Onion story.
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