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@TheOnion Oh no, not again but I'm not ready to go into the abyss! Seriously, more non-news and scare phobia antics.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion oh well we'll all die sometimeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Nordstrom we can't help meteor threat :) but we can help with smarter computervision powered shopping to boost conversion. Demo?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Nordstrom Rack? Gonna die too?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Not Nordstrom!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion anyone want to buy meteorite insurance ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: All 7 billion people on Earth, including all 62,500 Nordstrom associates, may die." http://onion.com/TBJ4k9#richwhiteladyproblems -
@chriswrenla@TheOnion I'm ready for the Apocalypse! Why didn't it happen in 2012???
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@TheOnion follow meThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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