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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 26 Jun 2014

    POLL: Do You Believe Animals Should Have The Same Rights As Humans? http://onion.com/1iyvOc6 pic.twitter.com/NRUCkB8hSJ

    8:11 AM - 26 Jun 2014
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      1. Nagger‏ @half__ro 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion depends which humans u mean, animals have better rights than some humans already!

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      1. Robert Ramsay‏ @MothTwiceborn 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I believe all humans should have the same rights as humans.

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      1. Russell TZP Goldie‏ @russlelgoldie 13 Jul 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Do You Believe Animals Should Have The Same Rights As Humans? http://onion.com/1iyvOc6  pic.twitter.com/MQZbBi3ZXY” @smallwriting

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      1. MSKathayat‏ @MSKathayat_NP 27 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion yes!

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      1. The Sinister Sputnik Monroe, Jr‏ @MonroeSputnik 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I want to give them the vote. Probably get better results than we do from ppl.

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      1. GreggoWaffles‏ @CrazyKnuckles 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion No, absolutely not, the last thing we need are bears with guns.

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      1. Dawn Lapka‏ @DawnLapka 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion HOWEVER: We can't seem to take care of our own. Until humans can care for each other how do plants and animals have a chance?

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      1. Dawn Lapka‏ @DawnLapka 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion NO! Humans are on this planet to see to fair welfare of animals, and keep them safe, not uneaten, not unloved, not treated poorly

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      1. Karl Haynes‏ @karl_haynes 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion You made my brain hurt. Humans are animals...ouch...

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      1. Rob Du Haime‏ @Rob_DuHaime 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion as long as they pay taxes.

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      1. Kevin Nguyen‏ @cog_ink 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Yes, but non-pedigree dogs have to ride in the back of the bus.

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      1. Rachel Johnson‏ @raedarlove 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion You mean health, wealth & pooping indoors? My mother-in-law's terrible terrier has that one on lock. Blechh. #petpeople #furbabies

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      1. Sarah Boergers‏ @spinachhotdog 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I think humans should have the same rights as humans, naw wat i mean

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      1. Douglas Hillyer‏ @hillyer09 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion did they ask for them?

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      1. Matt D Bob‏ @Matt_D_Bob 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I think Karin Gander is exactly who this article is trying to spoof...

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      1. Matt D Bob‏ @Matt_D_Bob 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion ...as long as those animals pay their taxes.

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      1. SchaeffearSpookyname 🎃 🧙🏻‍♂️ 🎃‏ @wstolliver 26 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion #NotAllAnimals

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