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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jun 2014

    ‘To Defeat Them, I Must Become Them,’ John Kerry Says While Putting On Black Face Mask http://onion.com/1o3Zz3w pic.twitter.com/vjuiXxbx4z

    3:45 PM - 25 Jun 2014
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      1. Allan White‏ @allanwhite 28 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘To Defeat Them, I Must Become Them,’ John Kerry Says While Donning Black Robes @TheOnion http://onion.com/1o3Zz3w pic.twitter.com/FfIWakJVID

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      1. Gary Turner‏ @Turner1Gary 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion That's the best he has ever looked.

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      1. PennyAnn‏ @Pann1970 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion John Kerry has reached a level of stupidity that is scarey.

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      1. Awake & Amazed‏ @GlobalSatori 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Almost looks like he's posing as a terrorist to carry out some kind of false flag attack - like the basis of the American Jihad

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      1. SKELETON WAR VETERAN‏ @uforepair 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Is that Garrett from Thief

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      1. Nick Palermo‏ @nickhatespeople 25 Jun 2014
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        @AandGShow @TheOnion: ‘To Defeat Them, I Must Become Them,’ John Kerry Says While Putting On Black Face Maskhttp://onion.com/1o3Zz3w 

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      1. Derek Williamson‏ @iwishimademoviz 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Peter Stormare Kerry

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      1. joseph price‏ @joeyyeo13 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion LOL...............HE STILL LOOKS LIKE HERMAN MUNSTER !

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      1. Gisele Noel‏ @GiseleNoel 25 Jun 2014
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        LOL! #AllahBlessMerica @TheOnion: ‘To Defeat Them, I Must Become Them’ John Kerry Says in mask http://onion.com/1o3Zz3w pic.twitter.com/dRKTXqyZGj

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      1. Ashley Wright‏ @snitchcrimson 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion To Defeat Them, I Must Become Them, Then divulge their war secrets. John Kerry Says. http://onion.com/1o3Zz3w pic.twitter.com/SClYrRjsep

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      1. Susan E McCaw‏ @Q_Mugoo66 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion WTF????

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      1. John Churchwell II‏ @johnchurchwell 25 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion To Defeat Them I Must Become Them, John Kerry Says While Puttin On Black Face Mask http://onion.com/1o3Zz3w  pic.twitter.com/XF5rZ1qUIy”

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      1. DUDE‏ @Moviemagician1 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion traitor

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      1. righteous axe‏ @righteousaxe 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion black face, and black face mask, two completely different thing

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