@TheOnion so men are $500!lol
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@TheOnion I got a buy 3 get 1 free deal for my exThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion good thing I'm getting creamatedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought it cost an arm and a leg. now apparently a cost two arms and two legs. damn inflation!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion is it beneficial to get limbs amputated on your death bed?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Buy 4 limbs, get a torso free?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm only going to do an arm and a leg then.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion SS pays $250 for burial. I'll be the one sticking out of the ground, 'cause I'll be buried up to the ankles.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I wonder what the funeral home would say if you could only pay for two limbs to be embalmed.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ...anyway to masks money off people...the unborn and the dead...not fairThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion does your head count as a limb? Or does that cost extra?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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