@TheOnion So you are against oral sex ????
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@TheOnion@ashlovesmongo Like Willie Nelson said, it was safer to smoke pot than eat spinach not that long ago.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@ashlovesmongo Dr. Crazy. Ew.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Um,
@timanderic did it better. http://youtu.be/_Re6pZri8Gw RT@TheOnion: FDA: "If you are eating something right now, please discontinue...."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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gdi RT "
@TheOnion: FDA: "If you are eating something right now, please discontinue doing so." http://onion.com/1o3R2NZ ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: FDA: "If you are eating something right now, please discontinue doing so." http://onion.com/1o3R2NZ ” SHIT.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: FDA: "If you are eating something right now, please discontinue doing so." http://onion.com/1o3R2NZ " I foresee a new dieting fad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh! I'll stop right the fuck now!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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