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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 25 Jun 2014

    BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j pic.twitter.com/8PbUeFLfMR

    11:08 AM - 25 Jun 2014
    • 374 Retweets
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    • Megan Morton Michael Tucker Mr. Sbapcky needs more dog Isaac Erin Vincent Róbert Trausti Rawr Jesse Marc Ramirez
    28 replies 374 retweets 283 likes
      1. Greg Hauenstein‏ @greghauenstein 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh god i just ate food send help “@TheOnion: BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j ”

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      2. Meg‏ @MegfromCT 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion Are they going to recall water too?

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      3. Jo‏ @Planet_Wblower 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @MegfromCT

        @MegfromCT @TheOnion Have to get it from Nestlé first.....

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      4. Meg‏ @MegfromCT 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Planet_Wblower

        @Planet_Wblower @TheOnion oh Gawd no

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. Jo‏ @Planet_Wblower 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @MegfromCT

        @MegfromCT @TheOnion *shakes head* The entire place is a MESS & the £/$ love affair prevents anyone from effectively accomplishing anything.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Meg‏ @MegfromCT 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Planet_Wblower

        @Planet_Wblower @TheOnion The FDA is a total waste of Taxpayers $$$$ it doesn't do 80% of what it should

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Jo‏ @Planet_Wblower 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @MegfromCT

        @MegfromCT @TheOnion Agree!

        0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      1. (☞ ●̙̂ ̟ ̟̎ ̟ ̘●̂) ☞‏ @stealingzen 25 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion - The only way this could be funnier is by adding, ", Drugs" at the end.

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      1. Andy Kennedy‏ @foodsafetydad 27 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j  #priceless

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      1. yoredwood‏ @yoredwood 26 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Dafuq? “@TheOnion: BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j  pic.twitter.com/7sm4L76qI0”

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      1. Jessica Adams‏ @RxRegA 25 Jun 2014
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        MT @AlecGaffney @TheOnion: BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j  #RxRegA #humor

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      1. John Burrett‏ @JohnBurrett 25 Jun 2014
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        @theonion apparently Italian soccer players are food

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      1. Thomas Hall‏ @Thomas53215 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @chealy5 As Zevon the Great said, Life'll kill ya.

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      1. Kayla‏ @kaylae010 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I'm confused

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      1. AWDC Inc.‏ @AWDXLogistics 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion lol that about sums it up!

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      1. Dewayne Havens‏ @polyphonicpyro 25 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j  pic.twitter.com/2seETRZBov” #fb

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      1. Jamie Fangtastic‏ @JamieeFox30 25 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @ChuckWendig oh no! But fortunately, my buttered popcorn had enough chemicals in it to reverse the damage.

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      1. Matt Cline‏ @MattCline_ 25 Jun 2014
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        @tardiochris “@TheOnion: BREAKING: FDA Recalls Food http://onion.com/1o3OM9j  pic.twitter.com/8EzJXXjYSo”

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