@TheOnion Does the county fair count?
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@TheOnion Well first of all that's why bitches be dumb. 2nd I rather give the stuffed animal to a dog to hump.#dogsneedloveThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion thank God my husband won a giant purple snake for me!!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Report: Only Predictor Of Happy Marriage Is If Husband Ever Won Wife Big Stuffed Animal At Amusement Parkhttp://onion.com/1l7n07nThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@pandybear55 don't think that little minion counts!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Predictor Of Happy Marriage Is If Husband Won Wife Stuffed Animal At Amuse Prk http://onion.com/1l7n07n ” we're good@Steviec51C ;)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion then i'm in trouble...only won gourmet crackers at school raffle...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion It's every man's dream to win a big stuffed animal at an amusement park, so it must be every girl's dream to have one won for her!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion LOL! That's too funny. It didn't work for my ex, though.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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