@TheOnion I too want my children to know the comfort and warmth of being swaddled in an endangered gray wolf pelt.
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@TheOnion: U.S. Government Sets Aside 600,000 Acres Of Pristine Land For Future Generations To Pollute http://onion.com/1lkNwPg ”

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