. @TheOnion @motelsonthemoon this is hillarious because book of revelations provides all the necessary humor
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@CeballosRay@BreakingBraavos@TheOnion PRAY FOR HIS SALVATION -
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@CeballosRay@motelsonthemoon@TheOnion too much carbon in the air for prayers to get through unfortunately
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@TheOnion: Eight Reasons We Can’t Wait For Jesus To Come Back http://onion.com/1m0ZOrs pic.twitter.com/s7TWILJgwJ”#Atheism
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@TheOnion ummm I'm pretty sure I can wait.. Ijs -
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@CeballosRay@TheOnion if you say so
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@TheOnion Wait, we're all going to live to 900 after JC's return? Why stop at 900?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion #1...Tunics, we all get to wear tunicsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Waiting on somebody who never went anywhere,makes know since at all.And one day you'll be spirit wondering what happen.GoodspiritzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Oh, you went there! I could have foretold this way the wind bloweth. Or was is the dog?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion And what would@RichardDawkins say about all that ? Can't wait Mr.Dawkins .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Listen - no offense meant, but I'm pretty sure I can wait.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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