Been there @TheOnion: In Local News: Employee Executes Daring 3:30 P.M. Escape From Office https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/480373045505572865/photo/1pic.twitter.com/J2ZHR0RHWC http://onion.com/SZJIYd
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@TheOnion: In Local News: Employee Executes Daring 3:30 P.M. Escape From Office https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/480373045505572865/photo/1pic.twitter.com/R1H3gyFTZG http://onion.com/SZJIYd ”@shanewburns -
@cirawn@TheOnion everything in this story is patented. You'll be hearing from my lawyer!!#EarlyFinisher#ExceptForSex
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