“@TheOnion: Dad Thought He Could Make It Out Of Zoo Without Buying Kids Light-Up Shit http://onion.com/UjnhhM ”@broeker2
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@TheOnion: Dad Thought He Could Make It Out Of Zoo Without Buying Kids Light-Up Shit http://onion.com/UjnhhM ” Haha.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Dad Thought He Could Make It Out Of Zoo Without Buying Kids Light-Up Shit http://onion.com/UjnhhM ”@jmy74 how true...and sad.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Dad Thought He Could Make It Out Of Zoo Without Buying Kids Light-Up Shit http://onion.com/UjnhhM ”@PatMcLV hah ClevelandThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Dad Thought He Could Make It Out Of Zoo Without Buying Kids Light-Up Shit http://onion.com/UjnhhM ” I laughed for 7 years at thisThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#optimist RT@TheOnion: Dad Thought He Could Make It Out Of Zoo Without Buying Kids Light-Up Shithttp://onion.com/UjnhhMThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion ... Don't worry dad, one day they'll be buying that "light-up sh*t" for their kids. Payback is a bitch.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion the quality of your joke articles has seriously give downhill or you're not tweeting the good ones.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's impossible. LmaoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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