“@TheOnion: Missed Call From Dad At 9 A.M. Strikes Terror Into Area Man’s Heart http://onion.com/1l7BFUP ” how I felt when bro called me at 7am
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@DrewMarkey RT@TheOnion: Missed Call From Dad At 9 A.M. Strikes Terror Into Area Man’s Heart http://onion.com/1l7BFUP - 1 more reply
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This is me. “
@TheOnion: Missed Call From Dad At 9 A.M. Strikes Terror Into Area Man’s Heart http://onion.com/1l7BFUP ”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion The voicemail bit is the worst.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Too real RT:
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@TheOnion: Missed Call From Dad At 9 A.M. Strikes Terror Into Area Man’s Heart http://onion.com/1l7BFUP ”@jwoerth What the hell does he want? -
@JanesVillains it's called the B.O.S.S. I get it with no mustard. What I do is cut it in half so I can eat half today and half tomorrow
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Every time. I think my grandma's dead RT
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