“@TheOnion: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine http://onion.com/1jBnsuI pic.twitter.com/sogZIuThSE”@KuddlyKevin
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“@TheOnion: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine http://onion.com/1jBnsuI pic.twitter.com/sogZIuThSE”@KuddlyKevin
@TheOnion Happy I could be the face of this story. :)
“@TheOnion: Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine http://onion.com/1jBnsuI pic.twitter.com/d03EMetZuG”
“@TheOnion: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine http://onion.com/1jBnsuI pic.twitter.com/2lOJ5uo4F7” @FourniersBack
@TheOnion how would that work mathematically?
@NorthAllenPoole @TheOnion if I thought I was '9' effective in a fight 100% less would be zero; where do we go from there?
@COLFESeconomics @TheOnion If 9 is 'I have a significant advantage,' I'd say 0 is 'no advantage' and negatives are 'other side advantage'
@NorthAllenPoole @TheOnion clutching at straws with that logic! Surely completely ineffective (worse case scenario) would be zero?
@COLFESeconomics @TheOnion You caught me, I have no formal education in fight-maths. lol. Well played, though.
@kristen_meza #ManChildSyndrome "@TheOnion: Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine http://onion.com/1jBnsuI
@TheOnion @Themichaeldrake @DeejDrake @veldabeast
@TheOnion What about those of us who are at least 40% better than we imagine?
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