@TheOnion Still a better love story than Twilight.
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@TheOnion: Isaac and Doris first met 55 years ago and they've fucked every day since pic.twitter.com/LLPlji7FAR”#RelationshipGoals
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@TheOnion And we thought Cal Ripken was the "Iron Man".Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@RealSharHorgan except they look like brother and sister??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Do their partners know about this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @69WaysTo69Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion F'n hilarious! LMAO!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion bull shitThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion omg that's greatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is knowledge I could have done without and I did not read the story. Must be a low day at the Onion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @ButtonsandNoel Citation required.#iknowitstheonionThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No wonder they look so (a) Smug and (b) knackered. I officially hate them.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Ah, le romanceThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion What is there to say to these people after this poor discription of their private life.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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