@TheOnion This is gold.
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@TheOnion Sacrifices of the 1% documented by@robmtaub &@PhilipDMorton in HuffPohttp://fb.me/6BbBzPhBzThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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