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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 18 Jun 2014

    The Onion breaks down what you need to know about the Sunni Islamist militant group http://onion.com/1lzTZXP pic.twitter.com/BGrM5UlAPr

    11:44 AM - 18 Jun 2014
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      1. John Athayde‏ @boboroshi 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I thought this was a cover of Faith No More’s “Epic”… “What. Is. Is?” “IS IS”

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      1. Simon Dewar‏ @herodfel 20 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @oblivionrecurs ISIS aren't sunni... #fail

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      1. mike sisak‏ @lionswon 20 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @tarangoNYT Whatever IS IS!!!

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      1. Jaymz Streeter‏ @jaymzzzz 20 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion is is? Is this an American nickname that Americans gave them.

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      1. Krows' @ccounT™‏ @NicholasKrowe 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @psychicpebble o ya I #married ISIS on the 4th day of may.I new ISIS was not ORD-in-ary

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      1. Theoretical Realist‏ @puzopia 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion No, it's the spy organization from #Archer, duh!

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      1. Russell Altice Case‏ @case_russell 18 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: The Onion breaks down what you need to know about the Sunni Islamist militant group dude it's #Archer

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      1. Benedict Rabbit‏ @BenedictRabbit 18 Jun 2014
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        @Hungarianbear We do so love @TheOnion ! It’s our daily dose of sanity in an insane world!

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      1. John Lachmann‏ @RedNBlackhawks 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion What is ISIS? It depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is.

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      1. bernard.bernard‏ @namelessguru 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion ask @codenameduchess he works for isis😂😂

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      1. Bart Turney‏ @bartturney 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion "Oh zephyr winds which blow on high / Lift me now so I can fly."

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      1. Mandaliet‏ @teiladnam 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Furthermore, what isn't ISNTISNT?

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      1. Aku‏ @IyerSabarish 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion stop being naive about this, you know better

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      1. Jim Gillespie‏ @commajim 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Egyptian Goddess, fucked her brother. The normal myths

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      1. RoaringLizzzard‏ @RoaringLizard 18 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1lzTZXP  pic.twitter.com/uMKIvrUgck” @aishatyler ..Lana and Archer needs to tell Malory to change the name. !?

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      1. Michelle Newberry‏ @mjnewberry 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Some thinly veiled NWO fake terrorist war because they are called Isis and you know all NWO's are obsessed with Isis.

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