@TheOnion rejected my pitches a little over a year ago and now they are using my ideas #TheOnionHiresJessepic.twitter.com/ZZGya3Iqfe
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@TheOnion rejected my pitches a little over a year ago and now they are using my ideas #TheOnionHiresJessepic.twitter.com/ZZGya3Iqfe
@TheOnion I will bother you until you hire me. This wouldn't have happened had you not published my idea #TheOnionHiresJesse
LMFAO RT @TheOnion: "The ease & convenience of E-ZPass would've saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp pic.twitter.com/FaJ2x0o42E
“@TheOnion:"The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp pic.twitter.com/2YMj0WwyP5” @luckylucano2369
What could have been! RT “@TheOnion: "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp
.@TheOnion Did you hire @RealTracyMorgan as a ghostwriter sometime in the last 6 months?https://twitter.com/RealTracyMorgan/status/410622308454506496 …
“@TheOnion: "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp pic.twitter.com/v3jYjxllgP”
@TheOnion No he would not be. The car in front of him boxed him in.
@TheOnion @NathanWurtzel Sonny shot first.
“@TheOnion: "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp " @rudeginge
@SamuraiCicero I laughed way too hard at this
@rudeginge I knew you would
@TheOnion words to live by
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