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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 17 Jun 2014

    "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp pic.twitter.com/KG1R4eLpt3

    11:18 AM - 17 Jun 2014
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      1. Jesse VandenBergh‏ @JesseElderV 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion rejected my pitches a little over a year ago and now they are using my ideas #TheOnionHiresJessepic.twitter.com/ZZGya3Iqfe

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      1. Jesse VandenBergh‏ @JesseElderV 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I will bother you until you hire me. This wouldn't have happened had you not published my idea #TheOnionHiresJesse

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      1. spooky ghost bitch  🧟‍♂️ 👻 💀‏ @NicholeGunz 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        LMFAO RT @TheOnion: "The ease & convenience of E-ZPass would've saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp pic.twitter.com/FaJ2x0o42E

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      1. Marisa‏ @rissyg_ 17 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion:"The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp  pic.twitter.com/2YMj0WwyP5” @luckylucano2369

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      1. James Coluccio‏ @JamesColuccio 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What could have been! RT “@TheOnion: "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp 

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      1. hahco‏ @hahco 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @sagefats

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      1. saundra‏ @ladyfriend 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        saundra Retweeted Tracy Morgan

        .@TheOnion Did you hire @RealTracyMorgan as a ghostwriter sometime in the last 6 months?https://twitter.com/RealTracyMorgan/status/410622308454506496 …

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        Tracy MorganVerified account @RealTracyMorgan
        Just watching the godfather... Sonny would have lived if he had EZ pass!
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      1. José Borges‏ @JBorges 17 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp  pic.twitter.com/v3jYjxllgP”

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      1. M Bruce‏ @Brucenoir 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion No he would not be. The car in front of him boxed him in.

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      1. NAMING MY SON MITCH‏ @FlowsAndolini 17 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion LMFAO

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      1. Mike‏ @ThePantau 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @NathanWurtzel Sonny shot first.

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      2. Blake Panter‏ @blakepanter 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @nffcnnr @BestBergerEver #viralcontent

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      2. NattyBo(o!)‏ @NattyBDC 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        .@TheOnion Uhhh, you guys are straight up ripping off a Tony Kornheiser joke....not that it's something to be proud of. @espn980

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      2. Franken-Lo  🏳️‍🌈‏ @lo_down_woman 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: "The ease and convenience of E-ZPass would have saved his life. End of story." http://onion.com/1q9ktPp " @rudeginge

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      3. Bruna Stark-raving hazelnuts‏ @rudeginge 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @lo_down_woman

        @SamuraiCicero I laughed way too hard at this

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      4. Franken-Lo  🏳️‍🌈‏ @lo_down_woman 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @rudeginge

        @rudeginge I knew you would

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      5. End of conversation
      1. R Herrold  ❎ 🔹‏ @herrold 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion words to live by

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      1. RichardBaron‏ @rbaron99 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @cbbaron good one

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