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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Jun 2014

    Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million Viewers For Piracy http://onion.com/1kHlvfM pic.twitter.com/WbFpnYbwmG

    12:20 PM - 16 Jun 2014
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      2. Brad ®‏ @Iambjp 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @jsethriley wow!!!! Really?

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Seth Riley‏ @jsethriley 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Iambjp

        @Iambjp @TheOnion It's a joke paper! Their articles are HILARIOUS!

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. tolstoshev‏ @tolstoshev 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion um, can someone come bail me out?

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      1. Eva Krause Jørgensen‏ @ekrausej 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I demand trial by combat!

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      2. Everett Reed‏ @poetryforsupper 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I demand trial by combat. RT @TheOnion Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million Viewers For Piracy

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Knepherbird‏ @Knepherbird 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @poetryforsupper

        @poetryforsupper Just don't pick a champion with a) a personal vendetta against your accuser; and b) a need for enemy's public confession.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Everett Reed‏ @poetryforsupper 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Knepherbird

        @Knepherbird c) or a sell sword tempted by lordly ambitions.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Knepherbird‏ @Knepherbird 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @poetryforsupper

        @poetryforsupper A bummer, but at least Bronn was generally up front about his motivations.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Everett Reed‏ @poetryforsupper 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Knepherbird

        @Knepherbird So. . . Are you volunteering? Unless you're hiding something, you seem to meet all the above criteria.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Knepherbird‏ @Knepherbird 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @poetryforsupper

        @poetryforsupper I confess nothing, but can a champion demand his own trial by combat?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Everett Reed‏ @poetryforsupper 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Knepherbird

        @Knepherbird Don't ask me— I'm just a pirate.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Knepherbird‏ @Knepherbird 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @poetryforsupper

        @poetryforsupper I know, I know - not to be confused with a smuggler.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Jameson‏ @jamesonhohbein 21 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I like how people actually believe the fbi arrested 1.6% of the population.

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      1. Jessie/Minty Would you care for a spoop?‏ @MintamenaPie 16 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion don't worry, @pixelkitties, I'll smuggle you a file in a cake.

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      1. Graham‏ @Graaug 16 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion In related news, the FBI spent more money sending that many people out, then those accused even stole. See the problem?

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      2. Jaco le Roux‏ @lerouxjaco 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million Viewers For Piracy http://onion.com/1kHlvfM  ” @GerhardMaree

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      3. Gerhard Maree‏ @GerhardMaree 17 Jun 2014
        Replying to @lerouxjaco

        @lerouxjaco Haha! "That’s classic Game Of Thrones, though: no one’s safe.”

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. J‏ @JaypjGILL 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million Viewers For Piracy http://onion.com/1kHlvfM ” @Jayh21 😨

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      3. JRH XXI‏ @Jayh21 16 Jun 2014
        Replying to @JaypjGILL

        @JaypjGILL @TheOnion send them to the wall!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. End of conversation

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