@TheOnion @jsethriley wow!!!! Really?
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@TheOnion um, can someone come bail me out?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I demand trial by combat!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I demand trial by combat. RT
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@poetryforsupper Just don't pick a champion with a) a personal vendetta against your accuser; and b) a need for enemy's public confession. -
@Knepherbird c) or a sell sword tempted by lordly ambitions. -
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@Knepherbird So. . . Are you volunteering? Unless you're hiding something, you seem to meet all the above criteria. -
@poetryforsupper I confess nothing, but can a champion demand his own trial by combat? -
@Knepherbird Don't ask me— I'm just a pirate. -
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@TheOnion I like how people actually believe the fbi arrested 1.6% of the population.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion don't worry,@pixelkitties, I'll smuggle you a file in a cake.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion In related news, the FBI spent more money sending that many people out, then those accused even stole. See the problem?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@lerouxjaco Haha! "That’s classic Game Of Thrones, though: no one’s safe.”
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@JaypjGILL@TheOnion send them to the wall!
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