“@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/qi0yo3oiLC”
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“@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/qi0yo3oiLC”
@miepsja @TheOnion play massive multiplayer hugging until everybody wins. Hi fivepic.twitter.com/ygs85xfkTb
MT @mark57g @miepsja @TheOnion play massv mltiplyr huggng til evrybdy wns. Hi 5 pic.twitter.com/H60UMK21Gb UhOh, jst saw ur nxt pic lkng ths way
“@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/6shfYTCrxE”
Too real. Too real.
“@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/qeGXDRdcHm” @DaltonIs2Dey4 is this u
“@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/q077PAD4MW” me
Heard that! “@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/1KWgLTO7yL”
@TheOnion These days, he shouldn't worry too much about what to do with it, it'll soon pass.
Feel this all the time! "@TheOnion "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/NHrJVLCbnp"
@TheOnion can you help and advise him @PattyLDixon
@RKollinsWX @TheOnion 1) Eat chocolate all day like it's his JOB.Just shove his face in it to intensify the high. 2) Call it a day.
@TheOnion do some jumping jacks or call someone:( HAHA!
@TheOnion I think smirk just like you're doing is the right answer.
Sometimes the Onion is too spot on RT @TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?"http://onion.com/T1rbLh
Haha RT “@TheOnion: "Jeez, do I go outside or call someone up or something?" http://onion.com/T1rbLh pic.twitter.com/CtG7XoB5yR”
@TheOnion I have that problem with every mood
@TheOnion I'm so glad someone has finally brought this dilemma to light- I struggle with this at least once a day! It's real, people.
@TheOnion That's Cool.
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