@TheOnion He is King of the World.
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@TheOnion: Coast Guard Going To Let Stranded Yacht Owner Sweat It Out Little More http://onion.com/1pBcJrD pic.twitter.com/K9OZGNMJsM”@jerry_fed
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@TheOnion As a former coastie, this may not be satire at all.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can't he just call his "people" to fix this?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Homeboy's got his own yacht, he can handle it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion If that boat has a stereo, he should be perfectly content for the few hours.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion That's too funny! Thanks. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm pretty sure he's just singing "I'm on a Boat"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Actually he is just acting out the song YMCA.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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