:-D “@TheOnion: In Focus: List Of Friends Revised After Birthday Party http://onion.com/1siaF9X ”
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Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The timing of this is TOO perfect.
@makdaddy6 “@TheOnion: In Focus: List Of Friends Revised After Birthday Party http://onion.com/1siaF9X ” -

I'm dying @JayeC622 "The list of friends has not seen such a dramatic revision since her modern-dance performance in November 2003." -
@makdaddy6 "I'm sorry, but if she didn't want to see me Saturday, she doesn't have to see me ever again. She's off the list."#StoryOfMyLife
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@TheOnion this is great :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Brilliant! Next up: "app stack ranks friends so you don't have to" RT:
@TheOnion List Of Friends Revised After... http://onion.com/1siaF9XThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Yes. RT
@TheOnion: In Focus: List Of Friends Revised After Birthday Party http://onion.com/1siaF9XThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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