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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Jun 2014

    This Week's Top Story: Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyonehttp://onion.com/1mPq4X1 

    8:01 AM - 14 Jun 2014
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      2. Vicki 🔦 🦋‏ @Vicka2shoes 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone http://onion.com/1mPq4X1 ”😂

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      3. DeniseH  🕯 🏡⛯‏ @hooksattahoe 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Vicka2shoes

        @Vicka2shoes Well I sure hope that one's a hoax! Just sent a message to my mom's cable company and http://Snopes.com . @snopes

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      4. Vicki 🔦 🦋‏ @Vicka2shoes 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @hooksattahoe

        @hooksattahoe The Onion is a satire paper out of Milwaukee!! It's a total joke 😉

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      5. DeniseH  🕯 🏡⛯‏ @hooksattahoe 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Vicka2shoes

        @Vicka2shoes Thanks! Seemed unlikely that they'd choose to piss off half the country. But since Mom has cable, it's my job to look into it.

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      6. Vicki 🔦 🦋‏ @Vicka2shoes 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @hooksattahoe

        @hooksattahoe If I ever retweet The Onion...know it's a joke😁 It can be vet funny!!

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      7. DeniseH  🕯 🏡⛯‏ @hooksattahoe 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Vicka2shoes

        @Vicka2shoes And LOL- Mom's cable company wrote me back immediately with the same info!

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      8. Vicki 🔦 🦋‏ @Vicka2shoes 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @hooksattahoe

        @hooksattahoe Well they were quick to respond!

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      9. DeniseH  🕯 🏡⛯‏ @hooksattahoe 14 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Vicka2shoes

        @Vicka2shoes Yep, they wanted to nip that one in the bud! Never heard of the Onion. Funny now that I know it"s a joke!

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      1. ben prisk‏ @BenPrisk 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. Ned Hibberd‏ @NedHibberd 14 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: This Week's Top Story: Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone http://onion.com/1mPq4X1 ”

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      1. Get Love‏ @menakyes 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion I love you guys! This is priceless

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      1. Drew Verdinosaur‏ @Verdinosaurus 14 Jun 2014
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      1. Derek Olson‏ @derekolsonphoto 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion this happened to me. @comcast tried to keep $200 for not returning equipment, which was a total lie. Wasted hours on the phone.

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      1. darrell‏ @FoxYamaha123 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion it's amazing people still don't know the onion is satire

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      1. BgGrlPants‏ @BgGrlPants 14 Jun 2014
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        I almost can't laugh. RT @TheOnion Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyonehttp://onion.com/1mPq4X1 

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      1. Gina Starr‏ @rstarrs_wifey 14 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion:Top Story: Nation’s Cable Companies Announce They’re Just Going To Take $100 From Everyone http://onion.com/1mPq4X1 ” No way!

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      1. Steven Fisher‏ @KingslyFishao 14 Jun 2014
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      1. Daniel J. Wells‏ @dwells00_ 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion #Again?

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