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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Jun 2014

    In Focus: Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do http://onion.com/1kTnpyW pic.twitter.com/OmZKEA7aPB

    10:02 AM - 13 Jun 2014
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      2. Jim Pfoss‏ @JimPfoss 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @k8sietoo I imagine him cross-eyed, drooling, finger-painting, wearing a Napoleon hat in a rubber room.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3. K8‏ @k8c223 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @JimPfoss

        @JimPfoss @TheOnion hehe...IMO he's always been mentally impaired.

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      4. Jim Pfoss‏ @JimPfoss 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @k8c223

        @k8sietoo @TheOnion Reagan, Bush, Quayle, Palin. How is it in the Republican Party not even hindsight is 20/20?

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      5. K8‏ @k8c223 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @JimPfoss

        @JimPfoss @TheOnion It's systemic...

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      6. Jim Pfoss‏ @JimPfoss 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @k8c223

        @k8sietoo @TheOnion lol, how much are you anticipating to see what turds they pull out of their depends for 2016?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. K8‏ @k8c223 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @JimPfoss

        @JimPfoss @TheOnion I'm beginning to think the GOP scrapes the bottom of the proverbial barrel. No bell curve whatsoever!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Jim Pfoss‏ @JimPfoss 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @k8c223

        @k8sietoo @TheOnion What else can you think about a party with Nixon as its high point?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Jim Pfoss‏ @JimPfoss 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @JimPfoss

        @k8sietoo @TheOnion Ha! Should have said high watermark.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Brendan Patrick‏ @ChildishGilbino 13 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: Bush Says He Still Believes Iraq War Was The Fun Thing To Do http://onion.com/1kTnpyW  pic.twitter.com/2haFEuGUvN” @BraydenMyers7

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      1. Dee Walch‏ @DEEE999 15 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @Mozi_N Speak of being WEAK! Daddy and Cheney pulled all the strings.

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      1. Anthony Tauro‏ @AnthonyTauro1 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion How many people will die, because what this Ass Hole did, he started the Iraq war, he is a war criminal & should be in jail.

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      2. Marie‏ @mariebuteau35 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @ohiomail He needs to go over 2 Iraq and have some more"FUN"! Of course he is welcome there.He needs some more OIL 4 his paintings

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      1. Connor Hall‏ @connoralextoni 18 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @Jackerino_

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      1. PRONA‏ @PRONAUSA 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @tomservo10 It's the onion... GWB has had NO comments on the subject.

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      1.  ✈️ John J Manring‏ @JJManring 13 Jun 2014
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        .@TheOnionpic.twitter.com/khNVe11Iqt

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      1. david goehring‏ @davidgoehring1 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion he's still just the dumb-ass moron he always was....never gonna change

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      2. Ravi Matah‏ @Ravi_Matah 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion ~ Three trillion $s went down the drain to break one statue and it was fun?? @HawkoftheSea

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      3. Jason Lee Nelson‏ @HawkoftheSea 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Ravi_Matah

        @Ravi_Matah @TheOnion It's a satire site

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      4. Ravi Matah‏ @Ravi_Matah 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @HawkoftheSea

        @HawkoftheSea ~ Thanks Sir. @TheOnion

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      5. Jason Lee Nelson‏ @HawkoftheSea 13 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Ravi_Matah

        @Ravi_Matah @TheOnion No problem

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