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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Jun 2014

    Did you know the U.S. Constitution has 26 other amendments? http://onion.com/1pOQps2 pic.twitter.com/PSenWXVEoa

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      2. Vance Sims‏ @huffer81 12 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: Did you know that in 2011, 9787 died due to drink driving, far more than gun violence. Should we limit access to cars? #gunsense

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      3. Joe Baer Magnant‏ @JoeBaerMagnant 12 Jun 2014
        Replying to @huffer81

        @huffer81 @TheOnion nope. Regulate drinking - who, what, where, when. Just like proposed gun laws.

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      2. Superunknown94‏ @SuperunknownCC 12 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @chadleppanen #2 protects the rest of them. :)

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      1. P.C. Crawford‏ @51Prentice 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoad Who's committing those murders? Law abiding citizens exercising 2nd amendment rights? No.http://www.frontpagemag.com/2012/dgreenfield/america-doesnt-have-a-gun-problem-it-has-a-gang-problem/ …

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      1. اجاك الدور يا دكتور‏ @LeaveSyriaNow 12 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion they all deal with guns and the right to bear arms I assume, right?

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      2. Gia Pascarelli‏ @jetpascarelli 12 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion that should be the test to own a gun: name one other constitutional amendment.

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      1. P.C. Crawford‏ @51Prentice 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoad A unsecure border that little kids can breach; is it a good idea to have an armed citizenry? http://www.therepublic.com/view/story/6b0c4fcd08384fc4ba9f5c8ddc55f402/ML--Iraq …

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      1. P.C. Crawford‏ @51Prentice 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoad Do citizens need guns when civil society collapses?http://news.yahoo.com/police-strikes-mob-rule-testing-argentine-cities-050449887.html …

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      1. P.C. Crawford‏ @51Prentice 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoad If government fails it's citizenry in times of disaster do citizens need arms?http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=129090179 …

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      1. P.C. Crawford‏ @51Prentice 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoad Do guns serve a good purpose that out weighs the bad? Self defense? http://www.storyleak.com/woops-obama-ordered-gun-report-guns-save-lives/ …

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      1. P.C. Crawford‏ @51Prentice 13 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion @DaltonRoad Here's the real facts on guns: http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/2013/05/07/gun-homicide-rate-down-49-since-1993-peak-public-unaware/ … & here is what inspires suicidal killers:http://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2012/12/the-media-needs-to-stop-inspiring-copycat-murders-heres-how/266439/ …

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      1. Katherine Palmer‏ @KathyPalmer2014 13 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: the U.S. Constitution has 26 other amendments? http://onion.com/1pOQps2  pic.twitter.com/uOV6tNMvkL” Start the conversation.

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      1. A Scott Parsons‏ @ScottfromWV 12 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Abusing the 1st to mock the 2nd. I remember when you guys were funny.

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      1. dave miglin‏ @gim357 12 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Ahh. Not just comedy anymore Start the end

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