@TheOnion out with the bad, in with worse.
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@TheOnion: Resigning House Leader Cantor Reflects On All The Accomplishments He Thwarted http://onion.com/1jn8hFf pic.twitter.com/SK618deNGF”
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@TheOnion@thedahlimmama Ask what The Brat thinks of all this attention on the loser.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this guy got too big for his britches!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Resigning House Leader Cantor Reflects On All The Accomplishments He Thwarted http://onion.com/1jn8hFf pic.twitter.com/YUSpqlYh5g
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@TheOnion I'm looking forward to the same piece on Harry Reid - although it'll have to be a lot longer! - 1 more reply
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@TheOnion It would be hilarious... if it was not so horribly true!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion @astorgravelle@causticbob@MattyIceAZ@carloswatson@pdstewart_ We're going to get to some answers now. -
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@pdstewart_@TheOnion @astorgravelle@causticbob@MattyIceAZ@carloswatson That's why you must look before you leap.
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@TheOnion@GurrdyGirl Has the Onion given up on satire?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@Limeylizzie He’s set a record of futility that will stand forever in the annals of uselessness. -
@snowdenlit@TheOnion He really has, such an unpleasant little man.
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@TheOnion@maritzasolito First paragraph of his Machiavellian Resume: "I did all the obstruction you ordered that I could get away with."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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