“@TheOnion: Dad Not Going To Pay Someone To Fix Marriage When He Can Do It Himself http://onion.com/1oeQ6cG ”
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@TheOnion But did he try DUCT TAPE? You can't fix anything w/o it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Right on time, THE ONION! As per usual. Thank you. You mean something to me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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