Not satire. “@TheOnion: Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade http://onion.com/1mJiDAl ”
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@TheOnion@muschifuss998 Welcome to the modern world. My opinion.... If it can't be recycled, it shouldn't be soldThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion just shared your tweet with the Yale-centric community: http://www.rebelmouse.com/yalefanatic http://rbl.ms/1cqYFt0Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade http://onion.com/1mJiDAl ” this happens...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I'm surprised he lasted five minutes.#nothingontvThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#classic#lifeafterhimans >>@TheOnion: Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To BiodegradeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1,000 Years To Biodegrade http://onion.com/1mJiDAl ”@joeroganThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion This is why I got out of the toy business.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion: Child Entertained For 5 Minutes By Plastic Toy That Will Take 1000 Years To Biodegrade http://onion.com/1mJiDAl ”#sadbuttrueThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@IvanDashSmith You kids need better toys. http://www.tenga-global.com/Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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lol and :(
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