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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Jun 2014

    "We recommend workers take 30 minutes every day to write the word 'suicide' over and over." http://onion.com/1kMQyvx pic.twitter.com/U6iG2KITrr

    11:17 AM - 10 Jun 2014
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    • Paige Daniel Brown serp Ronnie beruitplayer, esq. none of this matters Danny Timpone Ay-Ayron Bob Porvan
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      2. Grant Mazzy‏ @Pontypool672 10 Jun 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion @emmyroseexx

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      4. Grant Mazzy‏ @Pontypool672 10 Jun 2014
        Replying to @emmyroseexx

        @emmyroseexx @TheOnion that's too perfect.

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      1. George-Marie Glover‏ @gloverbus 14 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Poor judgement. Poor taste. Poor message. Not funny. Especially for those who have dealt with the realities of suicide.

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      1. Ndamka‏ @ndamka7 12 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion IDE

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      1. Jean Bucciogh‏ @Bucciogh 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion, it must suck to work for the onion, if this is statement proves to be true!

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      1. Eva.Priz‏ @gigi32483 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Lol what

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      1. Andrew Mitchell‏ @aanmitche 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Bad timing. But when would it be a good time, really

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      1. stephen stack‏ @sstackdgl 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion best laugh I had all day! seriously belly laughing and co-workers staring at me.

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      1. ̶N̶U̶K̶E̶S w INDEX‏ @TREEOR2X4DESIGN 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Nice thought, But govmnt's all about"ACTION",or lack thereof! We recommend D gov-dronies use double action! http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/backwardgImage1.jpg …

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      1. Bart Hasselfield‏ @zambonista 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion

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      1. wardisundead‏ @wardishere 10 Jun 2014
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        Truth. RT @TheOnion http://onion.com/1kMQyvx 

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      1. Cailyn Huston‏ @cailyn 10 Jun 2014
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        @bethyl !!! RT @TheOnion: "We recommend workers take 30 minutes every day to write the word 'suicide' over and over." http://onion.com/1kMQyvx 

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      1. Davey‏ @DDavey 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Did you know I already did this when I was in middleschool? Guess I always was one step ahead on the of the world.

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      1. JK Ꙅᴛɪꜰꜰʟᴇʀ  🚀 #TʜᴇExᴘᴀɴꜱᴇ  🚀 #SᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢFɪʀᴇʜᴀᴡᴋꜱ‏ @Lyve_Wire 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion People, your boss wants you to spend more time thinking about killing yourself, rather than thinking about killing him. True story

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      1. Ken Caldwell‏ @KenCaldwell9 10 Jun 2014
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        @theonion send it to your boss,you are bound to get a few days off to watch the football world cup

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      1. Catherine Antuono‏ @Cantuono 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Why??????

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      1. Mike Dollins‏ @MikeDollins 10 Jun 2014
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        @TheOnion Veteran suicide rate is increasing to drastic numbers. No help in sight.

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