“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/vTFkUcknOG” @jonbarbara
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“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/vTFkUcknOG” @jonbarbara
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/zyA4QwIYuV” - Me on tour. 
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/D3LapH28g4” but @ChuckSLewis declares it is. #WaWaFORLIFE
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/XUWuZkEAXb” @BrentTin @elizt64
@TheOnion @AlanStill haha, it's you.
@Peetyweet “@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/YBfC4FAx9X”
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/gRbIPPdkhx” i remember the days
@TheOnion Yup. I am that dad.
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/5a12M0BL4b” ITS DWAYNE @glomskeet @kglomski3
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/jQnWrC8g7p” @LaurenT720
@TheOnion "After years of empty threats on family trips, Dad actually 'comes back there'."
"@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/CM2PeNP3ts” took the words right out of my dad's mouth ...
“@TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/qfWaLu3GgS”
@GZO23 @Ctb22684
@TheOnion Then mom broke down and bought the candy while dad checked out the T&A at TA.
Guilty… RT @TheOnion: Dad Clarifies This Not A Food Stop http://onion.com/1i6cGwf pic.twitter.com/LV8frXQrmH #fb
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