@TheOnion Nope. The covered that in an episode of Eureka.
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@TheOnion No traffic jams, no accidents, no waiting time dealys WTF are U communists trying 2 do? People need Downtime betw their 4 jobs !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion On Behalf of th Public Transportation's >PORK< (and local coffee/chili-dog vendor's association) We Demand MORE wait time4Sales !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Hell no. That's terminator type stuff.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion yea as long as I can switch it to manualThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@jasonrtay they picked up your story “@TheOnion: POLL: Would You Use A Self-Driving Car? http://onion.com/SoAHrJ pic.twitter.com/U5F9dK6Qkv”
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@TheOnion They're...not self driving...?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No, but I'll fire my delivery drivers in a heartbeat leaving them wondering how to build a new livelihood.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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