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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 30 May 2014

    How Recycling Workshttp://onion.com/U1vjfo 

    2:30 PM - 30 May 2014
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    5 replies 58 retweets 44 likes
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      2. Sarah‏ @sardbfa 30 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “@TheOnion: How Recycling Works http://onion.com/U1vjfo ” Did @rkentb write this?

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
      3. Kent Bailey‏ @rkentb 30 May 2014
        Replying to @sardbfa

        @sardbfa @TheOnion I wish I could quote and retweet but that amount of enthusiasm is not permitted. #twitterproblems

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Sarah‏ @sardbfa 30 May 2014
        Replying to @rkentb

        @rkentb in my version of Step 2 the dog turns on you as you helplessly toss 100s of water bottles at it. #Fantasies

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Kent Bailey‏ @rkentb 30 May 2014
        Replying to @sardbfa

        @sardbfa ask @DaveXIw! I had two little dogs come at me looking for blood out of nowhere the other day.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Sarah‏ @sardbfa 30 May 2014
        Replying to @rkentb

        @rkentb @DaveXIw Oh I know, who do you think sent them? #ImEverywhere

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      1. DesiWomenRock‏ @DesiWomenRock 1 Jun 2014
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        “@TheOnion: How #Recycling Works http://onion.com/U1vjfo 

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      2. Erin‏ @erinhines57 30 May 2014
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        @1in500million “@TheOnion: How Recycling Works http://onion.com/U1vjfo ”

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      3. J. Fer Wang‏ @1in500million 30 May 2014
        Replying to @erinhines57

        @erinhines57 sadly true, except for the stilt making

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      4. Erin‏ @erinhines57 31 May 2014
        Replying to @1in500million

        @1in500million Don't worry, all of my stilts are made from recycled materials. (Didn't you know I'm actually 3'2"?)

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. J. Fer Wang‏ @1in500million 31 May 2014
        Replying to @erinhines57

        @erinhines57 whew, that's a relief. Jaken told me you were at Graceland. Did u scream and faint when you saw his room?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Erin‏ @erinhines57 31 May 2014
        Replying to @1in500million

        @1in500million Of course, you know me. But it was nothing like when I saw him. Tears of joy. Elvis lives!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. J. Fer Wang‏ @1in500million 31 May 2014
        Replying to @erinhines57

        @erinhines57 you mean saw him at madam tussauds?

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      8. Erin‏ @erinhines57 31 May 2014
        Replying to @1in500million

        @1in500million "Madame Tussaud's"? No, no... he was real. Yep.

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      9. J. Fer Wang‏ @1in500million 31 May 2014
        Replying to @erinhines57

        @erinhines57 hmm, yes, he's been undercover all this time really to avoid paying taxes

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      1. Hybrid SUV‏ @Seattlefastlane 30 May 2014
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        @TheOnion We don't use that many steps to recycle in Seattle. We just have a Microsoft Billionaire buy it and slap a SuperSonics logo on it

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      1. Andrew Hickey  🤯‏Verified account @andrewmhickey 30 May 2014
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        How Recycling Works http://onion.com/U1vjfo  via @TheOnion

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