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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 29 May 2014

    American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctorshttp://onion.com/1o24hNU 

    9:30 PM - 29 May 2014
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      2. David A. Mann‏ @BFLouDavid 30 May 2014
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        RT “@TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors http://onion.com/1o24hNU ”

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      1. Brad Holland MD FACS‏ @DrBradHolland 29 May 2014
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        More like #Obamacare “@TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors http://onion.com/1o24hNU ”

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      2. Trish Groves‏ @trished 29 May 2014
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        MT “@TheOnion: New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors http://onion.com/1o24hNU ” Many a true word spoken in jest http://www.bmj.com/content/348/bmj.g3253 …

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      1. 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬‏ @Brian_Williams2 31 May 2014
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        American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors - @TheOnionhttp://onion.com/1o24hNU 

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      1. Yuan Yang‏Verified account @YuanfenYang 30 May 2014
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        We call them economists ;) “@TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors http://onion.com/1o24hNU ”

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      1. Molly Hinshaw‏ @AnLsMom 30 May 2014
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        @TheOnion All kidding aside, patients should ask who is taking care of them. That info should b on the provider's badge but often isn't.

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      1. NawangB‏ @imnawang 30 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Sadly enough a friend of mine got treated for allergies when she had pneumonia. Another friend the same when she had bronchitis.

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      1. Cheryl Kleefeld‏ @CherylKlee 30 May 2014
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        @TheOnion "I've been told "I'm a general otologist, neurologist, etc., I don't NEED to know" 1 day in hosp for observation,then goodbye.

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      1. Cheryl Kleefeld‏ @CherylKlee 30 May 2014
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        @TheOnion With hyperacusis,who needs placebo doctors? This appears to be standard medical practice.

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      1. Brad K‏ @dontweetme 30 May 2014
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        #Patient1st RT @TheOnion American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctorshttp://onion.com/1o24hNU 

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      1. Cinema Guru‏ @patrickvons 29 May 2014
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        Homeopaths? RT: @TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctorshttp://onion.com/1o24hNU 

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      1. Ellie Marmo‏ @elliemarmo 29 May 2014
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        @JCannizzo “@TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors http://onion.com/1o24hNU ”

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      1. Vincent Gimino, MD‏ @DrVGimino 29 May 2014
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        @TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctors http://onion.com/1o24hNU  @Atul_Gawande

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      1. Lauren Hassen‏ @ljhassen 29 May 2014
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        Haha! RT @TheOnion: American Medical Association Introduces New Highly Effective Placebo Doctorshttp://onion.com/1o24hNU 

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