“@TheOnion: TIP: Avoid wind erosion by staying at the beach no longer than 500 years http://onion.com/1itpNYe ”@svalen4 #BeachBum
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@PaulyWRodgers in case you go to the beach in Cali “@TheOnion http://onion.com/1itpNYe pic.twitter.com/wbGokW1iOz”
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@PaulyWRodgers "Throw raw meat into the water cavalierly to let them know you’re not afraid." Haha
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@TheOnion Tell the mom I said wasup!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this must have saved at least 12 livesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I find if you wrap a fine string around your limbs it helps battle erosion.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A great wisdom there!!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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