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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 28 May 2014

    In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW pic.twitter.com/VnTdI1ZceM

    10:13 AM - 28 May 2014
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      1. Ann Marie Part‏ @PartAnnMarie 28 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Now I feel completely inadequate...what a life RT @TheOnion: In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW  pic.twitter.com/M7pmtjpPdx”

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      1. abel‏ @bulti_abel 28 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW  pic.twitter.com/0f1C9HKzFx” my baby 😭😭

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      1. Distant Cousin (FCD)‏ @The1Voyce 28 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @DutchyMDHC With the kind of speaking voice that sings dialogue to you. Wonderful woman.

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      1. Regina Dardis‏ @ginadardis 28 May 2014
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        The best part about this is it's all true. RT @TheOnion In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW pic.twitter.com/kJChO7QgHy

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      1. Uncle Jeffe‏ @unclejeffe 28 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Don't forget Aunt Jemima stunt double.

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      2. Chris Risting‏ @Hetnikik 28 May 2014
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TheOnion I hope this is all true cause that makes her even more awesome..er

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      3. LM‏ @thinkincolornow 28 May 2014
        Replying to @Hetnikik

        @Hetnikik It's all true. She had a rich life.

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      4. Chris Risting‏ @Hetnikik 28 May 2014
        Replying to @thinkincolornow

        @thinkincolornow Awesome

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      1. Tony Venuti‏ @TonyVenutiShow 29 May 2014
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        @TheOnion confirmed marxist...celebrate stalin while you are at it..

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      1. Sean Clark‏ @DrClarkIPresume 28 May 2014
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        @Sabs_Hoque "@TheOnion: In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW  pic.twitter.com/Elb2UPEcWL”

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      1. Yankel & Sons Co.‏ @lamar_woodley 28 May 2014
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      1. Mr. Prime‏ @OptimusxxxPrime 28 May 2014
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        @TheOnion yeah a lot of people have buried that 3rd one. She was a civil rights activist

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      1. McKenzie Campbell‏ @KenzieQC 28 May 2014
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        "@TheOnion: In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW  pic.twitter.com/l4ayF6dp3T" The world is a little darker today. RIP.

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      1. FI ❤️NA xx‏ @fifitrixie038 28 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW  pic.twitter.com/50eOampAbh”. goodbye Inspiration x

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      1. Andrea Turner‏ @MrsAndreaTurner 28 May 2014
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        My sophomores know that street conductor!! #occupationconductorette “@TheOnion: In Memoriam: http://onion.com/1mFM2OW  pic.twitter.com/WbOQu7qGD7”

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      1. Shri Daddy‏ @SupeShri 28 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Where's the joke? Even The Onion is scared of this bone.

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