.@TheOnion OK, 9/11 JOKES I CAN HANDLE, BUT DON'T JOKE ABOUT DOGS DYING
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@TheOnion Not remotely funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@JollyTimeJay 100% best article they've ever written idc if it's also the worst topicThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion look at all the butthurt peopleThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion so not funnyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion sds#sss@c@s@@ssi . nmumx!zThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion@kobesgame Damn you kobe. That's not right. -
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@kobesgame No. I have an 11 year old golden retriever. I'm already dreading having to make that call.
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@TheOnion What kind of sick creep 'favorites' this pathetic attempt at humor?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I just spent $5M on my dog just for exploratory surgery. Worth every penny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion if it was a cat, then ya it's funny. Dog, not funny.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion saddest thing ever !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Too far. People suck, animals don't.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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