@TheOnion That goes for ALL species:pic.twitter.com/Pk22GrWopW
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“@TheOnion: http://onion.com/1jtynFX pic.twitter.com/rmjG2KsXZ0” some great beach tips here
@TheOnion Buckle your pants!
@TheOnion that's beach smart! A few more tips to add to the list:http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iOfH84fguHc …
“@TheOnion: TIP: If your foot touches a piece of seaweed, shriek as loud as you can http://onion.com/1jtynFX pic.twitter.com/YRbeyYGaXn” 

@TheOnion Great advice! Definitely going to tip the lifeguard next time. LOL!
@TheOnion what if its not your foot and its a personal area. Swear true story.
@TheOnion or a used diaper, like what happened to me @ venice beach.
@TheOnion this made me chuckle... Especially in open water swim season
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