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@TheOnion@vgescobar Lol, another example of how inadequate the VA truly is.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion No doubt this will more than make up for the mediocre care and the years of waiting for benefit claims to be resolved.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion I thought this was supposed to be a SATIRE site? Why are you publishing actual gov't plans? ;-)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion A $500M waiting room: are we looking at double or triple deck? They need service now, why set in a waiting room, waiting for what?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion Can a Congress afford it ?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion House Republicans 'favor $1 billion privatized waiting room.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion they are going to need a lot of magazines....Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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