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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 May 2014

    VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Roomhttp://onion.com/1tkiEyn 

    8:30 PM - 27 May 2014
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      1. Walter Sobchak‏ @fukau83 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion equipped with hyperbolic sleep chambers and private lap dance rooms all dancing is pro-bono

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      1. David Nevarez‏ @txmarine8292 28 May 2014
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        @TheOnion @vgescobar Lol, another example of how inadequate the VA truly is.

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      1. Jeffrey Jumisko‏ @jeffjumisko 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room http://onion.com/1tkiEyn ” #onionrules

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      1. Kathy Howard‏ @khoward1776 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Room http://onion.com/1tkiEyn ” @RonHoward1776

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      1. Eric Katz‏Verified account @EricM_Katz 27 May 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: VA To Improve Veterans’ Health Care With New $500 Million Waiting Roomhttp://onion.com/1tkiEyn 

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      1. HudsonValSojourner‏ @hvsojourner 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion No doubt this will more than make up for the mediocre care and the years of waiting for benefit claims to be resolved.

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      1. Steve Coombes‏ @SteveCoombes 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion I thought this was supposed to be a SATIRE site? Why are you publishing actual gov't plans? ;-)

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      1. AnnBelinda Honablezh‏ @AnnBelindaHonab 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion A $500M waiting room: are we looking at double or triple deck? They need service now, why set in a waiting room, waiting for what?

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      1. Bill Wellington‏ @Windfall68 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Can a Congress afford it ?

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      1. A Farmer‏ @afarmerinohio 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion House Republicans 'favor $1 billion privatized waiting room.

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      1. White Whereabouts‏ @WWhereabouts 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion they are going to need a lot of magazines....

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