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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 27 May 2014

    College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committeehttp://onion.com/1tkiib1 

    6:30 PM - 27 May 2014
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    28 replies 217 retweets 236 likes
      1. Shelby McCabe‏ @drallonsy 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ” #YesAllWomen

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      1. Madison Annabelle‏ @MadDoggAnne 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ” #YesAllWomen

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      1. michelle‏ @michepelle7 27 May 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: "College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 " wow on point

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      1. caro shan.‏ @caro_is_queen 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ” I LOVE THE ONION

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      1. Sara‏ @girl_pierce 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ” Nailed it.❤️

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      1. Mary One Team Realty‏ @maryonereal 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion #Girls Being Raped In College#Women&GirlsFirst♥ There Safety Must Be Our #One Priority♥ Stay Blessed Realtor♥Friend Mary One

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      1. Hannah‏ @HMBconsigliere 27 May 2014
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        “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ” This.

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      1. Katie Krzaczek‏ @hashtagkatie 27 May 2014
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        At first I thought I was gonna be mad at this. But it's actually perfect. via @TheOnionhttp://onion.com/1tkiib1 

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      1. Anders Andreyevitch‏ @ANDREYEVSKY 29 May 2014
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        RT @TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 

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      1. Maddie Gaw‏ @Maddieturg 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion GODDAMN you guys need to stop this. You're like, reporting the news or something.

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      1. Eliza‏ @monkeyeliza 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion Roommates stunned, "You think we'll get a sympathy passing grade for this?"

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      1. Eliza‏ @monkeyeliza 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion College Guy pretty sure she mumbled "why not" before the drugs even took effect

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      1. grahambo‏ @grahambous 27 May 2014
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        F'ed up system... “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ”

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      1. Karen Cheung‏ @karenklcheung 27 May 2014
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        Satire at its finest“@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ”

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      1. Elle  🏳️‍🌈‏ @Elle_M_Dubs 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion uncomfortably accurate

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      1. Jasmine Armand‏ @JasmineArmand 27 May 2014
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        Nailed it. “@TheOnion: College Rape Victim Pretty Thrilled She Gets To Recount Assault To Faculty Committee http://onion.com/1tkiib1 ”

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      1. Matty‏ @i_am_MattNorton 27 May 2014
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        Well written @TheOnion The whole system is corrupt!

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      1. Charles Cosimano‏ @cwcosimano 27 May 2014
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        @TheOnion And she had one hell of an orgasm telling the story.

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